16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Dear god my vagina.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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