I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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