Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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