I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Randomize
