you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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