I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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