Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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