so that wasnt chicken after all
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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