i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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