Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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