Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
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turn off your phone and go to bed
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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