It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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