i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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