Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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