if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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