What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I've blown a few things in my day
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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