and i looked up. we had an audience...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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