That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
