wakey wakey hands off snakey
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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