she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
