Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
