: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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