he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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