dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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