i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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