Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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