If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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