Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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