So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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