Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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