Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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