He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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