Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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