Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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