Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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