I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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