and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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