i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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