I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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