Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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