Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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