only if we run a train.
done.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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