And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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