my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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