So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I know her cup size but not her name....
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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