okay pat passed out under dana's car
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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