every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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