Buhtt sex?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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