do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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