i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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