Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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