It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do vagina's smell?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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