somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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