I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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