Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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